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Title: Angels
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Jasmine (aka Stripper!Lily)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 130
Warnings: sexual references
Summary: for snogged, with the prompt "she's no angel". Sorry for not including Jasmine voice. Barney POV.

( Drabble Call One )

Title: Stationery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Ted/Lily (one-sided UST)
Rating: G
Wordcount: 450
Summary: Taken from this prompt from the HIMYM kink meme. Prompt: "Ted/Lily - letters they sent each other when Lily was studying abroad. Can be gen, although some UST thrown in there would be awesome."

( But Ted sent her letters - real letters, handwritten on fancy paper with a nice pen )

Title: Pancake Day
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Lily/Marshall
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 130
Warnings: sexual content
Summary: Taken from this prompt from the HIMYM kink meme. Prompt: "Marshall/Lily: foodsex (chocolate, whipped cream, or even a new take on 'breakfast in bed')"

( Short but sweet )

Title: Which Nobody Can Deny (2/4)
Previously On: Verse Masterlist
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: girl!Barney/Ted, pre-girl!Barney/Robin, some girl!Barney/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 4830 in this part, 7610 in total
Warning: language, sexual content, slight dub-con, genderfuck
Summary: Barney has no idea why she hates Robin so much. Set in season one.

( If that doesn’t qualify me for best friend status, what will? )

Technically, this isn't really a fic so much as an RP between me and idioticonion, but I figured that the people who enjoyed Brohemian would also like to read this!

Title: Morning After
Sequel To: Brohemian
Co-Author: idioticonionFandom: HIMYM ( Read more... )

OK, so this is possibly definitely the darkest thing I've ever written. Prompt from smthwallflower.

Title: Duck and Cover
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2820
Warnings: language, violence, dark themes, sexual references, character death
Summary: She's not Canadian, she's not a former pop star, and her name isn't Robin Scherbatsky. She's ( Read more... )

Barney entered the bar, like she had pretty much every day for the past - three? Four? - years. She went to the bar and ordered a scotch and soda, like she always did (although she probably downed it a little more quickly than usual). Then she steeled herself up to go to the booth, like she always did.

Lily, naturally, was the first one to see ( Read more... )

This is in the chronological order of the timeline. It may not be in the order that I wrote them.

Stranger Things - gen (Barney, Ted), PG, 520 words (pre-season one)

Girlfriends - gen (Barney, Lily), PG, 1750 words (pre-season one)

Which Nobody Can Deny ( Part One) - Barney/Ted, R, 2780 words (pre-season one)

Which Nobody Can Deny ( Part Two) - ( Read more... )

Yeah, yeah, more girl!Barney. To be fair, I've been living with her in my head for quite some time now. So deal. (This is also officially the longest thing I have written by myself in a hella long time. Yay me!)

Title: Girlfriends
Previously On: Stranger ThingsFandom: HIMYM ( Read more... )

Title: Brohemian (6/6)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five
Co-Author: idioticonionFandom: HIMYM ( Read more... )